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Going Bananas Over Markets? Let’s Chat! 🍌

Need to know more about how Maurice selects his favorite stocks by throwing bananas at charts? Curious about our Monkey Momentum Index™? Want to join our newsletter “The Daily Peel”? Our team of highly trained primates is standing by to receive your message (though responses may be delayed during banana breaks and particularly volatile trading sessions). Maurice personally reviews all inquiries between his technical analysis sessions and his daily meditation practice of arranging bananas into complex chart patterns.

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Disclaimer: Trained Market Money and its primate associates provide entertainment content only. Maurice’s banana throwing patterns, while impressively accurate, should not be considered financial advice. All investment decisions should be made in consultation with qualified financial professionals, not monkeys – no matter how sophisticated their banana-based analytics may appear. Maurice wants you to know that past performance of his banana trajectories does not guarantee future results.